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Friday, September 3, 2021

REALITY SURVIVAL SHOW FOR MY GURLY FAVES, HOW LONG CAN THEY SURVIVE WITH EACH OTHER (JOKE/PARODY FANFICTION WITH SOME SERIOUS TOPICS)

 


THE ULTIMATE SURVIVIVAL SHOW.

WHO WOULD LAST THE LONGEST?

THIS IS JUST FOR FUNNNN NOT SERIOUS I DONT DO FANFICTION LMAO

BUT I JUST WANT TO SEE WHO'D WIN

TW (s*xual harrasment)





SETTING THE SCENEE




PAIRS: 

1# CATTY NOIR & ANDREA (makes perfect sense they like to sing)



2# CHERIE & RAQUELLE (both are a lil vain and like to shop)


3# BUTTERCUP & TALIA (both are the "tomboys" of there trios)



4# STELLA MONROE & ZOE TRENT (both love fashion and style and are drama queens)



5# SASHA & JUSTINE DANCER (both love to dance)



6# TWILIGHT SPARKLE & AMORE (twilight would be drawn to amore because she's similar to fluttershy, amore would be drawn to twilight because she's similar to lockette)




TEAMS:

TEAM#1 (PAIRS INCLUDED ARE: 2, 4, 6)

TEAM#2 (PAIRS INCLUDED ARE: 1, 3, 5)


1ST BATTEL

REASON : TEAM#1 plans to put on a show because their group has 3 singers (catty noir, talia & andrea) 2 dancers (justine dancer & sasha) and 1 guitarist (buttercup (see " love makes the world go round"). however the line up got released :

  • justine dancer & sasha (backup dancers)
  • talia (main vocalist)
  • andrea (lead vocalist)
  • catty noir (vocalist)
  • buttercup (guitarist)
TEAM#1 says that TEAM#2 is not letting catty noir release her full potential and that they should not give main vocalist to the lesser talented (out of the vocalist) talia.

START.

"GC HAS BEEN MADE"

RAQEUELLE - listen all i said was that catty is the best vocalist, she should be main vocalist

BUTTERCUP - are you in our group to say who is the best

TALIA - yeah! your clearly trying to start up drama with us because barbie isn't here

SASHA - yeah i hate barbie too but you dont see me hating on everyone!

CHERIE - shut up! people with outfits like yours should not be talking to us

SASHA - your group has some of the worst outfits! just look at amore

TWILIGHT - HOW DARE YOU leave amore out of this!

(amore left GC)

RAQUELLE - lol

RAQUELLE - wait i just realized who left! its not letting me add her back!

STELLA - for someone who claims to have a "passion for fashion" your one to talk!

SASHA -  stella! how could you? MGA will here about this

ZOE - i told you sasha was a snitch!

SASHA - your a dog

ZOE -  the discrimination!

RAQUELLE - your literally friends with a were cat (no offense)

SASHA - @JUSTINE  a lil help?

JUSTINE - uhm i have to go

ANDREA - can TEAM#1 mind their business! 

CATTY - GUYS! please! lets end this!

BUTTERCUP  - sorry catty but this group is getting on my nerves

CATTY - just ignore them!

CHERIE - w0000000w i cannot believe you!

RAQUELLE - yeah! tell me right now that you think talia is a better singer then you.

CATTY - lets just end this okay?

CHERIE - LMAO she couldn't even say it

TALIA - catty is, is this how you feel?

CATTY - i have to go!

BUTTERCUP - NO, YES OR NO

RAQUELLE - see! i told you, rrrrrrrraquelle is never wrong

CATTY - fine! i do okay?

STELLA - oh i am soooo shocked

CHERIE - LOL

SYSTEM : talia has requested a battle of the bands

RAQUELLE - about time!

CATTY -  i accept!

JUSTINE  - THIS IS GONNA BE SO HEXICITING!

SASHA - GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE

SYSTEM : catty and talia pick your members (must be from TEAM#2)
(no other gc members can send messages during member picking)

SYSTEM : catty choose first 

CATTY - andrea!

SYSTEM : Talia choose

TALIA - buttercup

CATTY - justine

TALIA - sasha

bands:

P0PDR34M5 - catty, andrea & justine



BlingBaddies - talia, buttercup & sasha




FIRST UP! JUSTINE VS SASHA!

WINNER - TIE


NEXT UP BUTTER CUP VS ANDREA

WINNER - ANDREA


LASTLY TALIA AND CATTY NOIR

WINNER - CATTY

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after the battle catty goes for a walk then she goes back to her team the atmosphere is completely down, her winning band is arguing with talia's losing band then andrea suggests the un thinkable "lets make our own team" justine agree's they look at catty, she is silent. sasha then says " regardless catty you betrayed us! were kicking you, andrea and justine out of TEAM#2 ". the kicked out members pack their bags and catty agrees to making a new team, that team calls themselves "popica"

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ANNOUNCEMENT AMORE LEAVES SHOW
TO MUCH STRESS AND DRAMA FOR HER PEACEFUL SIMPLE SOUL.

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PAIRS MUST "RE PAIR (OR GROUP)"
twilight cannot be alone so she has to join a pair or group
the other groups dont match her personality so she wants to join popica surprisingly they say "yes"

PAIRS(SOME ARE NOT): 

1# CATTY NOIR & ANDREA & TWILIGHT SPARKLE & JUSTINE DANCER (popica)



2# CHERIE & RAQUELLE (both are a lil vain and like to shop)


3# BUTTERCUP & TALIA & SASHA (BlingBaddies)



4# STELLA MONROE & ZOE TRENT (both love fashion and style and are drama queens)





TEAMS:

TEAM#1 (PAIRS INCLUDED ARE: 2, 4)

TEAM#2 (PAIRS INCLUDED ARE: 3)

popica (PAIRS INCLUDED ARE: 1)



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raquelle and cherie are angry that twilight switched teams just because of amore

twilight says that she does not like the dramatic environment 



CHALLENGE FASHION SHOW

EACH TEAM HAS PREPARE A FASHION SHOW THE THEME IS "CUTE OUTFITS"

OUR FASHION ICON PHOTO FINISH WILL JUDGE AND PICK THE WORST GROUP AND BEST GROUP BASED ON THE FASHION SHOW.





 " i'm so excited to see vat you guys are gonna do!"




TEAM#1



 "uhm vow okay, stella has the best look, raquelle is second, cherie shird and sorry zoe you have the vorst look"


TEAM#2




 "sasha's outfit is amazing, buttercup is a close second, talia your fit is cute but not as cute as the others"


popicina


 " catty's outfit is the best, justine second, twi 3rd, andrea sorry your last place"



MISS FINISH HAS SELECTED THE WORSE DRESSED GROUP TEAM#1, BEST DRESSED IS TEAM#2


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RAQUELLE: WHY TF IS ZOE HERE!

STELLA : hey it was just one challege!

RAQUELLE : THAT WEEEEE...... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOST!

CHERIE: i have never felt so ashamed!

ZOE: no cherie darling, its all my fault! i literally wore nothing!

RAQUELLE: WHY

CHERIE: UGH THIS IS WHY I'M A CAT PERSON

ZOE : i couldnt find one my size!

(TEAM#2 is laughing)

RAQUELLE : I HATE THIS!

CHERIE: I MISS AMORE SHE'S NICE AND WITH GOOD FITS!

ZOE: I FEEL TERRIBLE 

(SYSTEM: EVERYONE HAS TO VOTE FOR WHO THEY DISLIKE THE MOST)

ZOE: NOOOOO
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little did they know the votes would be released and the whole house will know who voted for who


JUSTINE: 3/10 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE TEAM#2 VOTED)

CATTY NOIR: 3/10 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE TEAM#2 VOTED)

ANDREA: 7/10 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE TEAM#2, TEAM#1 VOTED)

TWILIGHT: 5/10 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE TEAM#1 & SASHA VOTED)

CHERIE: 7/10 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE TEAM#2, JUSTINE, ANDREA, TWILIGHT, ZOE VOTED)

RAQUELLE: 7/10 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE TEAM#2, JUSTINE, ANDREA, TWILIGHT, ZOE VOTED)

SASHA: 8/10 (DISLIKES (EVERYONE BUT TALIA AND BUTTERCUP VOTED)

BUTTERCUP: 8/10 (DISLIKES (EVERYONE BUT TALIA AND SASHA VOTED)

TALIA: 8/10 (DISLIKES (EVERYONE BUT SASHA  AND BUTTERCUP VOTED)

STELLA: 1/10 (DISLIKES (SASHA VOTED)

ZOE: 3/10 (DISLIKES (SASHA, RAQUELLE AND CHERIE VOTED)
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RANKING FROM MOST TO LEAST DISLIKED:

1# TALIA
2# BUTTERCUP
3# SASHA
4# RAQUELLE
5# CHERIE
6# ANDREA
7# TWILIGHT
8# ZOE
9# JUSTINE
10# CATTY
11# STELLA


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right now after the votes and rankings got released everyone started to feel a bit betrayed
mostly zoe. currently stella abd zoe are going for a walk. raquelle is gossiping with cherie

RAQUELLE: how did ZOE beat US?

CHERIE: We are one of the least popular!

RAQUELLE: schemeing i like!

CHERIE: Whats the best way to ruin someones rep? RUMORS

RAQUELLE: I have a much better idea
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ANNOUNCEMENT ZOE IS ELIMINATED.

NEW PAIRS, YES I MENT PAIRS NO GROUPS

stella HATES TEAM#1 and leaves

 
1# CATTY NOIR & ANDREA  (singers)



2# CHERIE & RAQUELLE (mean girls)


3# BUTTERCUP & TALIA (offical besties)



4# STELLA MONROE & JUSTINE DANCER (passionate humans )


5# TWILIGHT & SASHA (have no other choice)






NEW TEAMS!

STELLA AND RAQUELLE NEED TO PICK THEIR MEMBERS

RAQUELLE PICKS FIRST

RAQUELLE : PAIR#1

STELLA: PAIR#5

RAQUELLE: BUTTERCUP

STELLA: TALIA
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NEWS TEAMS

HINK : stella, justine, twilight, sasha and talia

STYL : raquelle, cherie, andrea, catty and buttercup

NEW GC
(stella is mad at raquelle for paying zoey's elimination)

STELLA- RAQUELLE HOW COULD YOU!

RAQUELLE- relax its nothing

STELLA- EXCUSE ME? EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG!

BUTTERCUP- yeah that was wrong

RAQUELLE- shut up! your the most hated person in the house

CHERIE- she's the second talia's the most hated

RAQUELLE- ha! that sux 4 u

TALIA- leave her alone!

RAQUELLE- buttercup can defend herself what are you here baby sitter?

CHERIE- LOL

TALIA- why are you guys such bullies?

RAQUELLE- LOL WHO SAYS "BULLIES"

CHERIE- AWW SHE WANNA STAND UP TO THE BULLIESSSS

(buttercup left the chat)

RAQEUELLE- HAHA

STELLA- YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL! DONT U FEEL BAD?

ANNOUNCEMENT BUTTERCUP LEAVES SHOW
BEING BULLIED IS HARD
EVEN IF YOUR TUFFER AND STRONGER THEN YOUR BULLIES
YOU CAN STILL HAVE A BREAKING POINT


NOW EVERYONE MUST VOTE WHO IS THE MOST BORING!
PUBLIC VOTE


RAQUELLE: justine she hasn't caused any drama

CHERIE: justine she's just there

CATTY: uhm well sasha? she just piggy backs off of what talia says

ANDREA: twilight (whispers)

TALIA: justine

STELLA: twilight...

JUSTINE: twilight

TWILIGHT: cherie

SASHA: catty


SYSTEM: TWILIGHT, CHERIE, CATTY, JUSTINE & SASHA HAVE TO BATTLE THEMSELEVES OUT OF ELIMINATION

THE CHALLENGE IS A TALENT SHOW

THE AMAZING TALENT SUPER SHREXY SHREK IS YOUR JUDGE

FIRST UP CHERIE

CHERIE : (FLYS THEN DOES SOME COOL WETHER TRICK)

"not bad"



NEXT JUSTINE

JUSTINE: (SKATES)

"Kk"



NEXT UP SASHA

SASHA: (DANCES HARD CHOEROGRAPHY)

"not bad"



NEXT UP CATTY

CATTY : (sings every celine dion and whitney houston song)
"not bad"



 NEXT UP TWILIGHT

TWILIGHT: (UNICORN MAGIC)

"AMAZING"



SYSTEM: TWI YOUR SAFE

SHREK HAS PICKED A LOSER....... JUSTINE DANCER , SORRY JUSTINE TIME TO PACK YOUR BAGS AND SAY GOOD BYE

ANYONE ELSE WANT TO LEAVE?


TWILIGHT : ....me


SYSTEM: Wow okAY

PACK YOUR BAGS AND SAY GOOD BYE

SHOOT TWILIGHT LEAVING MAKES THIS UN EVEN SOMEONE ELSE GOTTA GO, I PICK ANDREA , NOW GO PACK YOUR BAGS!
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NEW DISLIKE RANKINGS

STELLA 2/5 (DISLIKES (RAQUELLE & CHERIE VOTED)

TALIA 3/5 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE STYL TEAM VOTED)

SASHA 3/5 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE STYL TEAM VOTED)

RAQUELLE 4/5 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE HINK TEAM & CATTY VOTED)

CHERIE 4/5 (DISLIKES (ENTIRE HINK TEAM & CATTY VOTED)

CATTY 2/5 (DISLIKES (TALIA & SASHA VOTED)


MOST TO LEAST DISLIKED

1#RAQUELLE
2# CHERIE
3#TALIA
4#SASHA
5#CATTY
6#STELLA


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TALIA : seriously? you guys still hate me?

RAQUELLE: yes

CHERIE: of course!

CATTY: you kicked me out of your team!

TALIA: SO!? 

SASHA: you guys should give her another chance!

STELLA: i guess, raquelle why did you sell zoe?

RAQUELLE: this again? to eliminate the competition of course!

STELLA: are you the reason why justine, andrea and twi are gone!

RAQUELLE: HAHAHAHAHA n0, but i did want them gone, justine got elimated due to shrek and twi left on her own terms and for andrea? the SYSTEM kicked her out!

STELLA: your happy about this?

CHERIE: i mean it is a competition? and yeah i am happy! that twat twilight said i was boring! then b00m i was up for elimination

SASHA: guys who is system anyway?

CHERIE: no one knows all we know is that this competition is to see how long we can last with each other

CATTY: wait now that you brought it up i want to meet system too!

RAQUELLE: catty! you voted sasha in the dislike rankings thingy you cant just switch around now!

CATTY: why are you so obssesed with drama!

RAQUELLE: its what keeps things interesting!

suddenly the girls here systems voice he finally shows them who he is

sorry the face reveal took so long go back to what you were doing


the girls are shocked, they completely see his beauty


RAQUELLE: WOW I LIKE HIM MORE THEN KEN!

CATTY: WHAT A MANSTER

CHERIE: OMG

STELLA: VISUAL ATTACK

TALIA: wow i mean .... its what ever

SASHA: WHAT A HUNK
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(LATER THAT NIGHT SASHA IS THE ONLEY ONE IN THE HOUSE, EVERYONE ELSE WENT HORSE RIDING)


SYSTEM: hey sasha

SASHA: h-hi? what are you doing here?

SYSTEM: nothing i just wanted to see you

SASHA: oh- oh really!

SYSTEM: your totally my type

SASHA:  oh wow thanks you too

THEY ....... KISS!


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SYSTEM:

CHALLENGE OF THE DAY IS PAIR UP WITH YOUR ENEMY IN A PHOTOSHOOT, SASHA IS EXCUSED SHE HAS THE "GLAMOUR PASS"
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RAQUELLE: WHAT?

SASHA: i cant belive it! this is awesome

TALIA: sasha congratz

CHERIE: its werid they never mentioned a glamour pass until now?

SYSTEM: WE HAVE THE PHOTO MASTER KEWPIE 


FIRST UP 

RAQUELLE, STELLA & CHERIE

CHERIE HAD TO JOIN DUE TO THE ODD NUMBER OF PEOPLE



"AMAZING"


NEXT UP TALIA AND CATTY


"NOT NEARLY AS AMAZING"



CATTY'S TEAM LOSSES, RAQUELLE'S WINS!

(BACKSTAGE)

SASHA: hey thanks for giving me the pass but, why?

SYSTEM: you want another one?

SASHA: i mean i wouldnt mind but why are you doing this? i don't know what i did to deserve this.

SYSTEM: everything you've been great

SASHA: oh ok

SYSTEM: (caresses her face) if you want another, all you have to do is kiss me again

SASHA: wait your doing this because of a kiss?

SYSTEM: oh c'mon dont be so upset! it can be our thing! i give you gifts and i make you win the competition but only if you continue to do kisses and other stuff

SASHA: excuse me?

SYSTEM: hey, i have the power here got it? 

SASHA: but i want to win this competition fairly!

SYSTEM:  you wont win at all if you dont do what i say

(RAQUELLE WHO HAS SECRETLY RECORDED THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION GETS OUT OF HER HIDING SPOT SAYING)

RAQUELLE: i just recorded your entire conversation! IF YOU CONTINUE TO THREATEN HER I WILL LEAK THIS VIDEO AND EVERYONE WILL SEE HOW MUCH OF A CREEP YOU ARE!

SYSTEM: i- ok fine what do you want? to make you the winner?

RAQUELLE: UGH NO YOU DONT GET IT! I WANT YOU TO RUN THIS COMPETITION FAIRLY AND THIS "RELATIONSHIP" IS NOT OKAY, YOU SHOULD NOT BE DATING ANY OF THE CONTESTANTS IT NOT ONLY CREATES A POWER IMBALANCE IT ALSO MAKES YOU BIASED! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP CHERIE TOLD ME YOU NEVER MENTION A "GLAMOUR PASS" EVER SO I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP!

SYSTEM: FINE! if i do this fairly can we pretend this never happened

RAQUELLE: ONLY IF SASHA WANTS

SASHA:  yeah i don't want to talk about this anymore.
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SASHA:  thanks for that raquelle

RAQUELLE: are you sure youre okay?

SASHA: no but i don't want to talk about it

RAQUELLE: thats fine go get some rest okay?
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SYSTEM

MOST TOP MOST LIKED MEMBER HAVE TO ELIMINATE SOME ONE

RAQUELLE: hey stella i need to talk to you

STELLA: save it i saw you with sasha, how could i have not seen this before you pretending to hate her when you guys were scheming to take us down!

RAQUELLE: WHAT WHO SAID THAT? 

STELLA: me, i saw you guys hug!

RAQUELLE: AND?

STELLA: YOU BACKSTAB EVERYONE  i just connected the dots! people that you and sasha hate just happen to be eliminated? justine, andrea and twi?

RAQUELLE: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU JUSTINE GOT ELIMATED BY SHREK, ANDREA GOT KICKED OUT BY SYSTEM AND TWI LEFT ON HER OWN GOD DAMN TERMS!

STELLA: LIAR! LETS SEE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE WHEN I ELIMINATE YOUR PARTNER

raquelle tells sasha she will be eliminated, sasha disapointed goes to pack her things then she whispers something in raquelles ear, she nods and she waves good bye to sasha

ANNOUNCEMENT STELLA ELIMINATED SASHA

LEAST LIKED MEMBER MUST ELIMINATE SOMEONE

THEY JUST MADE THEIR CHOICE

WOW UHM SUPRISING PICK STELLA GO PACK YOUR BAGS

RAQUELLE: bye

STELLA: I HATE YOU I KNEW IT!

RAQUELLE: I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH BUT BELIVE WAT U WANT

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CHERIE: raquelle

RAQUELLE: yeah?

CHERIE: i've decided to quit

RAQUELLE: WAT WHY?

CHERIE: i saw what you did for sasha

RAQUELLE: oh

CHERIE: that was really nice! you deserve to win so i quit

RAQUELLE: a-are you sure

CHERIE: i'll root for you the entire way! i'm so glad we are friends!

(raquelle remember what sasha told her "report him", she does just that and he gets fired and its hard for him to find work anywhere no one wants to hire system, he has also been sued lots of money and has a restraining order placed on him. mean while, fans want a new tv host, so the competition is still on but shrek is now replacing system, sasha has been asked if she wants to be on the show again, she declines saying it was to toxic)

MEMBER PHOTOSHOOT




SHREK: HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME TO MY SWAMP

CHALLENGE TAKE CARE OF BABY WITHOUT BABY CRYING, IF BABY CRY, ELIMINATION

TALIA: (BABY VOMITS ON HER AND SHE QUITS RIGHT THEN AND THERE)

EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL FOR THE OTHER CONTESTANTS

UNTIL


WHILE PLAYING BASKET BALL WITH THE 5 MONTH OLD BABY 

CATTY DROPS THE CHILD (DONT WORRY THE BABY ENDS UP FINE) THE BABY

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RAQUELLE IS THE WINNER



RAQUELLE WOULD BE ABLE TO LAST THE LONGEST WITH ALL OF MARYAM'S GIRLY FAVES


CONGRATS RAQUELLE!





 









1 comment:

  1. This was created as a joke but lord this is the worst thing

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